What the hell is this world coming to? Hell.
Exactly that. I can't believe they insured him given the high melanoma risk. Not that I'm speaking that into existence for TJ.
What exactly might happen to this incredible chest hair and who gives a rat's you know whattie? Shouldn't his hair be gray by now? Does he dye it? I wonder if that was asked on the health screening questionnaire. Is it even possible to dye chest hair?
SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS FOR CHEST HAIR???
Can I insure my chest hair? Eww. I kid!
What constitutes submitting a claim?
A small brush fire breaks out spontaneously? Lice move in and claim squatters rights? What about all that hair that resides below his chest and what about the hair on his back? Maybe he should buy a little more insurance. What if his hair dye and tanning oil combust?
Who's boarding the silly train next? I can see it now.......
'SIMON COWELL INSURES THE STICK UP HIS BUTT'.
I'll stop before we're all bathing in a puke bath. Miss you guys! I'm back from my hiatus! A little grouchier these days, but I'll be back with short and sweet posts. Maybe.
I've been gone so long I think I fell off the HUMOR-BLOGS list!