Monday, March 3, 2008

TOM JONES INSURES HIS CHEST HAIR FOR 7 MILLION DOLLARS!

What the hell is this world coming to? Hell.
Exactly that. I can't believe they insured him given the high melanoma risk. Not that I'm speaking that into existence for TJ.

What exactly might happen to this incredible chest hair and who gives a rat's you know whattie? Shouldn't his hair be gray by now? Does he dye it? I wonder if that was asked on the health screening questionnaire. Is it even possible to dye chest hair?
SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS FOR CHEST HAIR???
Can I insure my chest hair? Eww. I kid!

What constitutes submitting a claim?
A small brush fire breaks out spontaneously? Lice move in and claim squatters rights? What about all that hair that resides below his chest and what about the hair on his back? Maybe he should buy a little more insurance. What if his hair dye and tanning oil combust?

Who's boarding the silly train next? I can see it now.......
'SIMON COWELL INSURES THE STICK UP HIS BUTT'.

I'll stop before we're all bathing in a puke bath. Miss you guys! I'm back from my hiatus! A little grouchier these days, but I'll be back with short and sweet posts. Maybe.

I've been gone so long I think I fell off the HUMOR-BLOGS list!

31 comments:

Theresa said...

Eeew! That hair has got to be dyed. I wonder if he does it at home or goes to a salon...I pity the poor person who has to work on that. But hasn't he realized that hair is out and waxing is in?

Good to see you're back! :)

Zoning Out Again said...

Hi Theresa!!!!
Yeah I cringe at the thought! I've found something I hate more than Green Peas!!! :0P

the frogster said...

I've insured my calf hair. If I lose it I might catch a chill the next time I go jogging. Welcome back!

Zoning Out Again said...

FROGS HAVE CALF HAIR?????
Now I've heard it all!!! :0)
It's good to be back, thanks!
I am resolved to write short little posts so that I can write more frequently. We'll see.
Anyhow, I'm off to think about what part of myself I want to insure.

Diesel said...

What I want to know is, if he takes off that 3 pound cross, is there still a big white cross tan line there?

Zoning Out Again said...

LOL
It's very possible!!!
Do you think he get's a discounted insurance rate for wearing the Cross? Sort of like having Air Bags or an anti-theft device.
:0)

UBERMOUTH said...

Speaking of hair, I was ready to rip my onw out if your peas pic was still there!
Something is wrong with Tom's face- it's all square like a mask.
He WAS a sex bomb in the 70's but he's abit old and wrinkly now.
I do love chest hair though.
N ow what the fuck have you done wiht Captain Smack? I KNOW you are responsible!

Zoning Out Again said...

I'm glad he was something special back in someone else's era!
...and I didn't do anything to Captain Smack!!!!
(SHHHHH back there, don't make me get the hose!

UBERMOUTH said...

LOL Zoning we are about the same age. I love him when I was 7!
BITCH! LOL

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HEY GIRL YOU CAN KEEP HIM!!! Wrinkles, leather skin, and multi-million dollar butt hair! I'm sure you'll be very happy pruning that back. Ughhhh....I'm choking on vomit!
L0L!!!!!!

The Acorn King said...

Holy crap! He looks like the devil!

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