Thursday, May 3, 2007

GET OVER TO diesel AND theresa's place to read...

diesel wrote this HILARIOUS post about a conversation between God and Adam on the day he and Eve had to exit the Garden of Eden. I literally pee'd myself reading it! When I complained to diesel that in the last few days I've gone through several pair of pants reading all of his posts, the sicko told me to go commando like Adam did in his leafy trousers.
I'm sure you'd like that diesel! Ya Sicko! With my luck you'd recommend the itchy leaves and not tell me!

Then Theresa brilliantly tied her version of the story in.
Great stuff! Get over to both of their places and read them! diesel's first though in order to appreciate Theresa's post!
http://www.mattresspolice.com/ (Mixed Fruits and Metaphors) and http://rainypamplona.blogspot.com/ (All About Eve).

I love you funny people!

20 comments:

Theresa said...

Hey, I got here before Diesel, yay! "GET OVER TO..." that's good, be forceful; direct the situation like a good descendant of Eve. Thanks for linking to my story, I had as much fun writing it as I did reading Diesel's story. We seriously should all do a book together, now what story could we rewrite? The Greek myths have got some good stuff in 'em, or Grimms Fairy Tales, or maybe we should just rewrite history itself. I've also gone through several pairs of pants reading Diesel's posts, but I have no intention of going commando ;)

Diesel said...

Man, I can always come over here when I want to feel good about myself. Thanks for the kind words and thanks to Theresa for the great counterpoint to my version.

You know, you can link directly to the post by copying the post title on my blog (it's a "permalink").

I noticed you have Nothing to Lose as one of your favorite movies. Isn't that a hilarious movie? Most people have never heard of it, but everybody I know who's seen it thinks it was really funny.

Zoning Out Again said...

theresa~
Yeah we should do a book together! You guys decide on what you want to do and I'll illustrate the characters and scan them in. I'm a great cartoonist if I do say so myself. I used to illustrate a series in the Sports section of our local newspaper. The sports editor used to give me the material and I would put something really funny together. It helped that I love sports! Especially football and hockey!
Anyhow, come up with something good! If you just want to come up with a subject and a caption for one illustration to get warmed up we can try that and then we can post them on our sites. :0)

Zoning Out Again said...

diesel~
Thanks for the permalink tip! I need all the help I can get. But you know that so it's all good!

Yes! Nothing to Lose is my ALL TIME favorite comedy! From start to finish I belly laugh. For awhile there it was rare that I’d get to belly laugh until recently when I started reading your stuff!

Thanks! Remember the girl behind the desk in N.2.L who had the crush on Tim Robbins? That's the type of crush I have on you! I'm star struck whenever you come over to my place!
Oh God, I'm bloggie~ (a groupie for a blogstar)!
There is NO HELP FOR ME! :0)

Theresa said...

We'll let Diesel come up with a subject for the book (after all the men are supposed to think they're in charge, right?). Oh no, are we bloggies now?! What shall we call our fan group? The Mattress Police Patrol? I'm open to suggestions.

Zoning Out Again said...

theresa~ Hmmm... How about:

~Mattress Slaves
(nevermind, I think that one leaves too much to the imagination).

~Diesel's Bed Bugs (ewww)

~Mattress Minions
(I like that one).

This is sick! He should come up with some names too. :0)We should have a contest to pick the best one. Although, I think he's already using Adjutant Inspectors.

I'm just going to call my self his loyal Mattress Minion from now on.
:0D I really need to get a life!

Theresa said...

Hey, those are pretty good, but this whole mattress thing just leaves too much to the imagination, and we both know Diesel has plenty of that. Besides, all this attention is probably making his ego inflate way beyond its limit. Will it explode?

Zoning Out Again said...

I know! It's like Viagra for the Brain!!! We'd better slow down on the dosage! :0)

Zoning Out Again said...

Testing out this perma link thing

Mixed Fruits and Metaphors

Zoning Out Again said...

NOT WORKING!

Zoning Out Again said...

http://www.mattresspolice.com/2007/05/mixed-fruits-and-metaphors.htm

Zoning Out Again said...

Mixed Fruit & metaphors

Zoning Out Again said...

Mixed fruit && metaphors

Zoning Out Again said...

Okay I finally got the permalink thing down thanks to my 15 year old daughter! :0)

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